Will: So... born in a part of the world where the cold freezes you? Branded, beaten and slapped about for 10 years? Then Lucins?!
That's not it, is it? Then there was a week or so of beating down animals and men twice my size just to be fed?! The mist is wrong with you?! Are you a sadist?
Let's not forget putting a hole in my head, which right now is only covered by a thin layer of skin! The brain is probably visible at some angles knowing you!
Then on this journey I barely manage to not jump off a cliff after I kill a hermit and get the whole town on my back? And then Dani dies...
In all seriousness, I give my life freely. You need only meet the price.
Rook would punch me for his early life, then give me some whiskey for his life since coming to the forbidden lands.. and then he would try to bribe me to fix a few things...
Bishop would drool on me.. He is a baby... But older Bishop won't care much... He's has a pretty nice life, with kick ass parents.
Jake wouldn't think about it, just write me off as another hallucination.
Conrad - You put me in the middle of nowhere, helped me become mayor, guided me through my years as a leader. Then you put metal in my chest and almost killed me... Why? I'm glad you kept me alive all the same. Then you take me away looking for a pirate girl and end up getting me a position as mayor of another town... After that you help me find new love, then when everything is going great you get me lost in the jungle. When you finally bring me back to Auria my love is in the arms of another? Why wait so long?
And now you're helping me renew my faith in the Gods, damnit I'll need that I think...
Blake - You didn't cause Rig's death did you? That'd be very bad if you did... very bad in dead *Flicks fireball about hand*